The Latest

Sep 8, 2014 / 5,072 notes
Sep 8, 2014 / 38,634 notes


Whenever I watch Spock’s “live long and go fuck yourselves” scene in the first reboot movie I mourn the fact that Kirk wasn’t present because his reaction would have been gold like can we have an au where he was and is just there in the background like


(via dramadork884)

Sep 8, 2014 / 941 notes

this is how it works (x)

(via fuckyeahncisgifs)

Sep 8, 2014 / 29,581 notes

(via dramadork884)

“If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.”
― Albert Einstein

“Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed.”
― G.K. Chesterton

“Fear isn’t so difficult to understand. After all, weren’t we all frightened as children? Nothing has changed since Little Red Riding Hood faced the big bad wolf. What frightens us today is exactly the same sort of thing that frightened us yesterday. It’s just a different wolf.”
― Alfred Hitchcock

“Deeper meaning resides in the fairy tales told to me in my childhood than in the truth that is taught by life.”
― Friedrich von Schiller

Sep 8, 2014 / 57,447 notes
Sep 8, 2014 / 320,160 notes


*logs in to tumblr*image

(via thecelerystalksatmidnight)

Sep 8, 2014 / 52,565 notes



AU where 'friend' and 'boyfriend'/'girlfriend' are the same word. imagine how confusing that would be! you would tell somebody about your ‘friend’ but they literally wouldn’t know what you relationship is because……..

oh wait sorry this isn’t an AU. German, I was talking about German. Imagine German.

Also Dutch.

(via moderntimesrocknroll)


Sep 8, 2014 / 84,178 notes

the best condoms money can buy
Sep 8, 2014 / 98,129 notes


the best condoms money can buy

(via thecelerystalksatmidnight)

Sep 8, 2014 / 322,218 notes


I’m British and I can’t even make a nice cup of tea



(via thecelerystalksatmidnight)